When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize