And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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