You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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