Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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