I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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