K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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