Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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