your thong is hanging out like whoa
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
this beer tastes like vomit already
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
All the doctor said was why
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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