You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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