I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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