Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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