I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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