He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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