its not stalking. its research.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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