Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
