we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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