So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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