Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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