How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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