Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i was born a porn star she said
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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