oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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