He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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