just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I've blown a few things in my day
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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