You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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