After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
