Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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