I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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