I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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