is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
