also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
