We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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