I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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