So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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