My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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