On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Moan for me like Helen Keller
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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