Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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