you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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