And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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