BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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