i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
a search helicopter?!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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