i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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