i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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