Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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