I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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