He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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