i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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