is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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