So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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