I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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