My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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