I hope mine doesn't look like that
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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