Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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