Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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