Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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