do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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