Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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