Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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