Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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