thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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