school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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