i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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